WOW!

The TRIPLE PEPPERONI SMACKDOWN PIZZA is back at Garlic Jim's.

Are you and your arteries impressed?

I'm sad

The headlines of several news sources are about the death of a multi-millionaire actor...

one who starred in very violent Hollywood films...

died.

I'm sad, aren't you?

WAYS THE RICH GET RICHER (#50)

CINDI BIGELOW HIRES PHIL SIMMS TO HELP HER PLUG HER TEA...

INSTEAD OF SOMEONE LIKE YOU OR ME.

WAYS THE RICH GET RICHER (#6)

SAMSUNG GALAXY HIRES LEBRON JAMES TO PLUG ITS PHONES...

INSTEAD OF YOU AND I.

HOW THE RICH GET MUCH RICHER (#44)

CAPITAL ONE BANK HIRING HOLLYWOOD'S SAMUEL L. JACKSON TO PROMOTE THEIR PRODUCT INSTEAD OF YOU OR ME.

A NEW VIOLENT HOLLYWOOD SHOW COMING

BUT... BECAUSE IT SHOWCASES THE USE OF A LOT OF ASSAULT WEAPONS... AND CANCER-CAUSING SMOKING, I DO NOT RECOMMEND WATCHING IT.

A NEW MOVIE AD CLAIMS...

WHEN YOU LOSE EVERYTHING, THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO GET IT BACK.

THEN A GUN APPEARS.

SAD.