HERE ARE THE RESULTS FROM MY LATEST REAL STREET INTERVIEW.
WHEN ASKED...
WHAT'S GETTING TOUGHER FOR THE NON-HOMELESS TO DO THESE DAYS? BUY AN ASSAULT WEAPON OR VOTE...
35 SAID: VOTE
12 SAID: BUY AN ASSAULT WEAPON
23 SAID: WHO CARES
AND 88 SAID: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME RAGS!
Stuff from a guy named RAGS. Some old. Some new. (Sadly a lot of his longtime political opinion, concerns, questions and more still applies.) Presently he resides in New York City - in and out of Homelesstown USA.
Saturday, August 31, 2013
Friday, August 30, 2013
Wednesday, August 28, 2013
Hypocrites
Tens of millions of American hate the U.S. government... but will purchase products from the huge corporations that run the government.
Hyporites.
Hyporites.
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
I HEARD C-SPAN IS SHOWING A CONVERSATION BETWEEN DICK CHENEY AND HIS DAUGHTER LIZ.
THAT'S NICE. BUT NEXT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE ONE BETWEEN DICK CHENEY AND HIS DAUGHTER MARY.
BUT I'M DREAMING, RIGHT?
DICK... BEING THE FORMER MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD -WHILE RUNNING THE BUSH PRESIDENCY, ANTI-GAY, AND A REPUBLICAN...
HE ISN'T ALLOWED TO APPEAR WITH HIS GAY DAUGHTER.
THAT'S NICE. BUT NEXT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE ONE BETWEEN DICK CHENEY AND HIS DAUGHTER MARY.
BUT I'M DREAMING, RIGHT?
DICK... BEING THE FORMER MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD -WHILE RUNNING THE BUSH PRESIDENCY, ANTI-GAY, AND A REPUBLICAN...
HE ISN'T ALLOWED TO APPEAR WITH HIS GAY DAUGHTER.
Sunday, August 25, 2013
COMING SOON ON BOX TV...
THE SECOND OR THIRD SHOWING OF THE WASTED BROTHERS FILM, THE ASSAULT WEAPON MONOLOGUES.
Friday, August 23, 2013
IN A LIBRARY I TAKE A NAP IN ON OCCASION I SPOTTED A DVD RENTAL TITLED, CURSE OF ALCATRAZ.
AND IN ADDITION TO IMMEDIATELY THINKING OF THE CLASSIC ALCATRAZ ESCAPE FILM STARRING CLINT EASTWOOD...
I WONDERED IF THE COMPANY THAT PRODUCED CURSE... WOULD BE WILLING TO FOLLOW THAT DRAMA WITH A FILM CALLED...
CURSE OF THE 21st CENTURY AMERICAN WORKING CLASS.
AND IN ADDITION TO IMMEDIATELY THINKING OF THE CLASSIC ALCATRAZ ESCAPE FILM STARRING CLINT EASTWOOD...
I WONDERED IF THE COMPANY THAT PRODUCED CURSE... WOULD BE WILLING TO FOLLOW THAT DRAMA WITH A FILM CALLED...
CURSE OF THE 21st CENTURY AMERICAN WORKING CLASS.
Wednesday, August 21, 2013
JEOPARDY, ON BOX, CONTINUES
AND THE ANSWER IS:
BRUCE WILLIS.
THE CORRECT QUESTION:
WHO IS THE LATEST MULTI-MILLIONAIRE ACTOR TO KILL A CHILD IN A FILM?
BRUCE WILLIS.
THE CORRECT QUESTION:
WHO IS THE LATEST MULTI-MILLIONAIRE ACTOR TO KILL A CHILD IN A FILM?
Tuesday, August 20, 2013
I'M BAD.
WHILE BEGGING AROUND NOON TODAY IN A DELI...
I APPROACHED A BEER DRINKER WHOM I COULD TELL HAD A FEW...
AND WHO WAS WEARING A REALLY BRIGHT SHIRT...
AND SAID, "BECAUSE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY CELEBRATING NEON GREEN T-SHIRT DAY, HOW 'BOUGHT HELPING ME OUT WITH SOME CHANGE SO I CAN GET A PIECE OF CHICKEN?"
MOST LIKELY KNOWING I WAS LYING...
ALSO KNOWING IT REALLY IS GROUND HOG DAY...
HER REACTION WAS... "BUG OFF, MATE!... IN MUCH STRONGER WORDS.
YEAH, I'M BAD.
WHILE BEGGING AROUND NOON TODAY IN A DELI...
I APPROACHED A BEER DRINKER WHOM I COULD TELL HAD A FEW...
AND WHO WAS WEARING A REALLY BRIGHT SHIRT...
AND SAID, "BECAUSE YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY CELEBRATING NEON GREEN T-SHIRT DAY, HOW 'BOUGHT HELPING ME OUT WITH SOME CHANGE SO I CAN GET A PIECE OF CHICKEN?"
MOST LIKELY KNOWING I WAS LYING...
ALSO KNOWING IT REALLY IS GROUND HOG DAY...
HER REACTION WAS... "BUG OFF, MATE!... IN MUCH STRONGER WORDS.
YEAH, I'M BAD.
Monday, August 19, 2013
A MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTION
WHICH SMELLS WORSE?
THAT OF A VERY RICH NON-HOMELESS WOMEN WHO SMELLS LIKE PERFUME AND CIGARETTE SMOKE...
A VERY RICH NON-HOMELESS MAN WHO SMELLS LIKE COLOGNE AND CIGARETTE SMOKE...
OR A HOMELESS WOMAN WHO HAS NOT WASHED UP FOR SIX WEEKS?
Saturday, August 17, 2013
Friday, August 16, 2013
RAGS QUESTIONS OF THE MOMENT
WHERE DID THAT COME FROM... FIRETRUCKS SPORTING AMERICAN FLAGS?
AND WHEN WAS THE VERY FIRST TIME A FIREMAN, VOLUNTEER OR OTHERWISE, PLACE ONE ON THE REAR OF A TRUCK?
AND WHEN WAS THE VERY FIRST TIME A FIREMAN, VOLUNTEER OR OTHERWISE, PLACE ONE ON THE REAR OF A TRUCK?
RAGS QUESTION OF THE MOMENT
WHAT DO YOU THINK CONTRIBUTES MORE TO CRIME TODAY?
ALCOHOL ADDICTION AND/OR CONSUMPTION...
OR INCOME INEQUALITY?
ALCOHOL ADDICTION AND/OR CONSUMPTION...
OR INCOME INEQUALITY?
Thursday, August 15, 2013
Wednesday, August 14, 2013
JUST LEARNED FROM THE AUTHOR OF THE NEW BOOK DOWN IN THE CHAPEL...
THAT 20 PRISONS HAVE BEEN BUILT IN PENNSYLVANIA IN THE PAST 30 YEARS.
MY REACTION. QUESTIONS.
IS THAT THE BEST A THIS STATE CAN DO TO CREATE JOBS... WHILE AT THE SAME TIME TOSS AWAY PRECIOUS YET TROUBLED HUMAN LIVES?
AND DO SO IN THE SO-CALLED GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD?
THAT 20 PRISONS HAVE BEEN BUILT IN PENNSYLVANIA IN THE PAST 30 YEARS.
MY REACTION. QUESTIONS.
IS THAT THE BEST A THIS STATE CAN DO TO CREATE JOBS... WHILE AT THE SAME TIME TOSS AWAY PRECIOUS YET TROUBLED HUMAN LIVES?
AND DO SO IN THE SO-CALLED GREATEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD?
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
JUST HEARD ABOUT A NEW SHOW ON THE COMEDY CHANNEL CALLED DRUNK HISTORY...
WONDERING IF THEY'LL PLAY IT SAFE AND NOT EVEN CONSIDER OFFERING HUMOROUS VERSIONS OF HISTORIC EVENTS LIKE:
U.S. BOMBINGS OF NAGASAKI AND HIROSHIMA
U.S. EXITING VIETNAM
BEATING OF RODNEY KING BY L.A. COPS
TERRORIST ATTACKS OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER BY RADICAL MUSLIMS
U.S. INVASION AND OCCUPATION OF IRAQ
ETC. ETC.
YEAH, THEY'LL PROBABLY PLAY IT SAFE.
WONDERING IF THEY'LL PLAY IT SAFE AND NOT EVEN CONSIDER OFFERING HUMOROUS VERSIONS OF HISTORIC EVENTS LIKE:
U.S. BOMBINGS OF NAGASAKI AND HIROSHIMA
U.S. EXITING VIETNAM
BEATING OF RODNEY KING BY L.A. COPS
TERRORIST ATTACKS OF THE WORLD TRADE CENTER BY RADICAL MUSLIMS
U.S. INVASION AND OCCUPATION OF IRAQ
ETC. ETC.
YEAH, THEY'LL PROBABLY PLAY IT SAFE.
Monday, August 12, 2013
Thursday, August 8, 2013
ADDITIONALLY...
NOW READING FROM A NAPKIN I WAS JUST HANDED...
AND WHICH I CAN BARELY MAKE OUT...
SOME OF THE PRIOR SEGMENTS OF THE RAGS SHOW WAS...
AND THE CORRECT WORD TO USE HERE IS WERE...
SOME OF THE PRIOR SEGMENTS OF THE RAGS SHOW WERE BROUGHT TO YOU BY... NOBUCKS.
WITH THREE, SOMETIMES FOUR FLAVORS OF OUR ESPECIALLY ADDICTIVE COFFEE TO CHOSE FROM... DROP ON IN.
AND BRING YOUR OWN MUG.
NOW READING FROM A NAPKIN I WAS JUST HANDED...
AND WHICH I CAN BARELY MAKE OUT...
SOME OF THE PRIOR SEGMENTS OF THE RAGS SHOW WAS...
AND THE CORRECT WORD TO USE HERE IS WERE...
SOME OF THE PRIOR SEGMENTS OF THE RAGS SHOW WERE BROUGHT TO YOU BY... NOBUCKS.
WITH THREE, SOMETIMES FOUR FLAVORS OF OUR ESPECIALLY ADDICTIVE COFFEE TO CHOSE FROM... DROP ON IN.
AND BRING YOUR OWN MUG.
JUST PASSED A MONITOR A FEW MINUTES AGO AND SPOTTED ON IT THE STATEMENT...
THE NEW YORK TIMES: ACT NOW!
AND FOR A FLEETING MOMENT I GOT EXCITED AND ACTUALLY WONDERED IF THE STRUGGLING COMPANY WAS INVOLVED IN SOME SORT OF SOCIAL JUSTICE ACTION.
BUT THEN THE STATEMENT WAS REPLACED BY ONE ANNOUNCING A SUBSCRIPTION SAVINGS OF 50%... ETC, ETC.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, RIGHT?
THE NEW YORK TIMES: ACT NOW!
AND FOR A FLEETING MOMENT I GOT EXCITED AND ACTUALLY WONDERED IF THE STRUGGLING COMPANY WAS INVOLVED IN SOME SORT OF SOCIAL JUSTICE ACTION.
BUT THEN THE STATEMENT WAS REPLACED BY ONE ANNOUNCING A SUBSCRIPTION SAVINGS OF 50%... ETC, ETC.
I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER, RIGHT?
Tuesday, August 6, 2013
RAGS REAL STREET INTERVIEW
HERE ARE THE RESULTS OF MY LATEST REAL STREET INTERVIEW POSED TO THE BUMS OF HTOWN USA...
WHEN ASKED, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SUSPENSION OF ALEX RODRIGUEZ?...
24 SAID: HE DESERVED IT.
22 SAID: WHAT A SHAME.
1 SAID: HE'S SO GOOD-LOOKING I'D LIKE TO... CENSORED... TO HIM.... AND... CENSORED... ON MY BOX.
51 SAID: NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
AND 60 SAID: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME RAGS!
WHEN ASKED, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SUSPENSION OF ALEX RODRIGUEZ?...
24 SAID: HE DESERVED IT.
22 SAID: WHAT A SHAME.
1 SAID: HE'S SO GOOD-LOOKING I'D LIKE TO... CENSORED... TO HIM.... AND... CENSORED... ON MY BOX.
51 SAID: NEVER HEARD OF HIM.
AND 60 SAID: GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME RAGS!
Saturday, August 3, 2013
I ALMOST FORGOT...
HERE IS MY REPORT ON HOW I THINK THE YANKEES HAVE DONE AT THE HALF.WAY POINT OF THE SEASON.
IN MY OPINION THE YANKEES HAVE DONE AN EXCELLENT JOB... AT PLACING ITS FANS IN FRONT OF ADS.
THAT'S RIGHT, IN FRONT OF ADS. ADS...
IN PRINT
ON TELEVISION
ONLINE
IN THE STADIUMS... HOME AND AWAY
AND ON THE RADIO.
ESPECIALLY ON THE RADIO WHERE I AT LEAST AM SICK OF THE FORD, BIGELOW TEA, WENDYS, KARS FOR KIDS, NY DAILY NEWS, GEICO AND OTHER ADS.
YEP, THE YANKEES HAVE DONE AN EXCELLENT JOB OF PLACING ADS IN FRONT OF FANS.
AND HAVE DONE SO FOR A LONG TIME.
HERE IS MY REPORT ON HOW I THINK THE YANKEES HAVE DONE AT THE HALF.WAY POINT OF THE SEASON.
IN MY OPINION THE YANKEES HAVE DONE AN EXCELLENT JOB... AT PLACING ITS FANS IN FRONT OF ADS.
THAT'S RIGHT, IN FRONT OF ADS. ADS...
IN PRINT
ON TELEVISION
ONLINE
IN THE STADIUMS... HOME AND AWAY
AND ON THE RADIO.
ESPECIALLY ON THE RADIO WHERE I AT LEAST AM SICK OF THE FORD, BIGELOW TEA, WENDYS, KARS FOR KIDS, NY DAILY NEWS, GEICO AND OTHER ADS.
YEP, THE YANKEES HAVE DONE AN EXCELLENT JOB OF PLACING ADS IN FRONT OF FANS.
AND HAVE DONE SO FOR A LONG TIME.
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